Sunday 23 October 2011

Satan's Cheerleaders

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Year:1977
Country of origin:USA
Director:Greydon Clark
Genre:Satanic yawn-a-thon
Starring:Yvonne De Carlo, John Ireland, Jack Kruschen
Rating:1/5
IMDB link:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076665/
Tagline:Funnier than "The Omen"... scarier than "Silent Movie."
Favourite line:None worth mentioning

Utterly awful 'horror' movie that is simply unwatchable.
Having more of a feel of those equally atrocious British 'sexcoms' from the mid 70's starring Robin Askwith, this is less horror and more mild titillation for the sad and lonely. Now, I'm not against the occasional gratuitous female flesh shot, but there needs to be more than that to make a movie worth watching and here, sadly, there's nothing.

The plot, such as it is, involves a bunch of nubiles coming to the attention of a cult of Satanists.

That's all you need to know.
In fact, it's all I know, as I never made it to the end of this one.
Shockingly, this is the second cheerleader based movie that has made me question my own sexuality, having previously been under the impression that anything featuring scantily clad youthful things must be worth watching, the other being the nearly as dreadful 'Cheerleader Camp'.
If you want horror, avoid this.
If you want female nudity, I'd avoid this too if I were you and check some real porn.

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