Sunday 30 October 2011

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

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Year:2006
Country of origin:USA
Director:Jonathan Liebesman
Genre:Redneck rip-off
Starring:Jordana Brewster, Taylor Handley, Diora Baird, Matthew Bomer, R. Lee Ermey, Andrew Bryniarski
Rating:1/5
IMDB link:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420294/
Tagline:Witness The Birth Of Fear
Favourite line:None worth mentioning

Harsh light.
People shouting.
Tobacco spat.
Nasty Sheriff.
Empty headed.
Leatherface.
Blood flows.
Teen deaths.
Michael Bay.
Exec. Produced.
Soul destroying.
Modern horror.
Sado-slant.
Cash cow.
Artistic vacuum.
Provoked nausea.
Wrong reasons.
Screaming boys.
Screaming girls.
Screaming Mo.
Bad film.
Eyes blink.
Head hurts.
End this.
Sorrowed heart.
Tears flow.
Film ends.
Mo sighs.
Hangs head.
Death prayer.
Lights out.

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