Smell the Movies
Smell the TV
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| Year: | 1982 |
| Country of origin: | USA |
| Director: | John Milius |
| Genre: | Fantasy nonsense |
| Starring: | Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Max von Sydow |
| Rating: | 1/5 |
| IMDB link: | http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082198/ |
| Tagline: | He conquered an empire with his sword. She conquered HIM with her bare hands. |
| Favourite line: | None worth mentioning |
One of Arnie's first films.
He sees his mother executed by Darth Vader in the first scene, then proceeds to swagger around the countryside accompanied by epic music, kills a giant snake borrowed from a Sinbad movie whilst being watched by a bare breasted woman, then I turned it off!
Rubbish.
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